A Gift to Myself

It’s my birthday, so why not spend it in the cafeteria of the Capitol Annex in Frankfort? After all, explaining to lawmakers why they’re sellouts and picking fights with protesters are two of my favorite activities! This lady is clever. She apparently wants to protect all state spending from cuts, so I wouldn’t know where to begin an argument with her.

No Cuts WE VOTEWell played, State Spending Advocate Lady.

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Facing Reality is Hard

Public pension funds assume a certain rate of return when planning for the future. This rate of return tells governments how much money they need to add to the fund in order to maintain funding levels. Problem is, the assumed rate of return – usually around 8 percent – is often too high and unrealistic:

Many public pension funds have been averaging a little more than 3 percent a year for the last decade, so they have fallen behind where their planning models say they should be.

A growing number of experts say that governments need to lower the assumptions they make about rates of return, to reflect today’s market conditions.

But plan officials say they cannot.

“Nobody wants to adjust the rate, because liabilities would explode,” said Trent May, chief investment officer of Wyoming’s state pension fund.

In other words, the problem isn’t that the model they’ve crafted doesn’t reflect reality, it’s that reality is frightening and they want to keep it hidden.

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Happy Birthday, Penn Jillette!

Were it not for Penn and Teller’s Cruel Tricks for Dear Friends videotape, I might never have started listening to the Velvet Underground or the Residents in middle school.


There’s a short Residents video toward the end of this clip. What were my parents thinking letting me listen to that stuff?

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When Lynch Met Lucas

When Lynch Met Lucas from Sascha Ciezata on Vimeo.

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The Junior Senator from Maine

On ABC’s World News Tonight, I heard this:

“I can’t think of another business that is in financial trouble that seeks to get out of it by reducing service to its customers.” - Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME)

Really? Because businesses reduce services all the time. Businesses close unprofitable stores, simplify menus, cut hours, raise prices and spin off divisions. What thinking person could believe for a moment that every single business faced with financial trouble either chooses expansion or makes no changes at all?

Maybe this is part of the confusion: The “business” that Susan Collins is referring to is the U.S. Postal Service, a business whose major decisions must be approved by Congress. And if the public owns USPS, can I sell my share?

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Reading Kentucky’s Constitution

Joe Gerth believes that the Kentucky Senate is dithering while the Kentucky House is grappling with tough revenue and spending issues.

The House was sweating over falling revenue that could mean cuts of much-needed money for the state’s schools and universities.

The state Senate, meanwhile, was considering bills that were designed to do little more than force Senate Democrats into making votes the GOP will use against them in the 2010 elections.

Talk about fiddling while Rome burned.

He’s probably right on the House side. There are lots of tough decisions that need to be made to reduce wasteful spending in Frankfort. But Gerth shouldn’t blame the Kentucky Senate for requirements of Kentucky’s constitution:

Section 47: All bills for raising revenue shall originate in the House of Representatives, but the Senate may propose amendments thereto: Provided, No new matter shall be introduced, under color of amendment, which does not relate to raising revenue.

It’s most certainly true that the Kentucky Senate should probably use its time more wisely than it does. But on this score, Kentucky Senators are scrupulously obeying the dictates of the document to which they swear an oath each term.

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Julian Carroll Doesn’t Care What You Want

Kentucky State Senator and former Governor Julian Carroll tells CNN he doesn’t care what independent voters want. He wants them to pick between Kentucky’s two Totally Awesome Parties or, as he suggested to one independent voter, “move to another country.”

For anyone paying attention, it should be pretty clear that Julian Carroll doesn’t care what anyone wants except the constituencies that return him to office. After all, he represents Frankfort. Frankfort produces two things: some of the world’s finest bourbon and some of the country’s most hair-curling infringements on personal and economic liberty. Some of us indulge in the former to deal with the latter.

In any case, it shouldn’t be surprising that the Senator from Frankfort doesn’t care about the many and varied constituencies that actually produce the wealth that Carroll is so gleeful about spending.

A few years ago Carroll filed a bill to give retired teachers enhanced health insurance benefits. Think about what that means. He wanted to give free stuff to people who are no longer producing anything on behalf of taxpayers. In the actuarial analysis of the bill, that free stuff (extra health insurance benefits) would have amounted to $2.35 billion over the first ten years of implementation. That’s $2.35 billion to people who are out of the government workforce and no longer contributing anything to Kentucky taxpayers. If there are about a million or so working Kentuckians, that’s an extra tax bite of $2000 or more that Julian Carroll wants to take from each of them.

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Al Haig

“The notion that the United States can remake the world in its own image, on its own, as a reaction to violence from abroad dates from Woodrow Wilson’s time. It’s an old populist con detached from reality; calling it a neo-con doesn’t make it any better. Does anyone believe that the United States can turn Afghanistan and Iraq into thriving democracies; reconcile India and Pakistan; transform the Middle East and do it all with a 10-division army and a $500 billion deficit?” – Al Haig in 2004

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CPAC’s Big(ger) Tent

Here are a few notables from the Conservative Political Action Conference last week:

  • The forces attempting to keep GOProud, a gay conservative group, from sponsoring CPAC ultimately failed.
  • Jerry Falwell’s inaptly named Liberty University law school dropped out of CPAC because of it.
  • The guy from Students for Liberty, Alexander McCobin, got cheers when he wisely praised CPAC for its inclusion of GOProud.
  • Ryan Sorba, the turd who had a little tantrum aimed at CPAC for the same action, was booed. Big time. I can’t fathom what he was thinking. I do look forward to Mr. Sorba’s forthcoming explanation of why natural rights demands that we be intolerant toward gays. Also, can you really speak for a group called “California Young Americans for Freedom” if you’re clearly the least tolerant guy in the room?
  • One percent of CPAC attendees listed “stopping gay marriage” as one of two top priorities. Less than one percent (perhaps no one) listed “stopping gay marriage” as their number one priority.
  • Ron Paul, the anti-war and gay-tolerant Republican, won the straw poll.
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Hey Fanboy! Banjos!

It’s nice to hear someone as esteemed as Pete Seeger say this:

Earl Scruggs. He’s the one who brought back the banjo.

And Steve Martin:

The only comparable person was Monet, to me. Monet invented a style and he fulfilled it beautifully and perfectly. And so did Earl Scruggs.

The Banjo Project is coming:

The Banjo Project is a cross-media cultural odyssey: a major television documentary, a live stage/multi-media performance, and a website that chronicle the journey of America’s quintessential instrument—the banjo—from its African roots to the 21st century. It’s a collaboration between Emmy-winning writer-producer Marc Fields and banjo virtuoso Tony Trischka (the Project’s Music Director), one of the most acclaimed acoustic musicians of his generation.

The Banjo Project television documentary brings together contemporary players in all styles—Earl Scruggs, Pete Seeger, Bela Fleck, Taj Mahal, Don Vappie, Cynthia Sayer, Steve Martin, among many others—with folklorists, historians, instrument makers and passionate amateurs to tell the story of America’s instrument in all its richness and diversity.

I can’t wait.

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