Comedian John Hodgman posted this to Facebook:
To the people of Northern Virginia and DC and beyond.
Do any of you have a dress that would fit a 195 pound 5’10” man named John Hodgman that you can bring to my show tomorrow night at The Birchmere?
It should be something that Ayn Rand might have worn in 1981.
If you do and can bring it to the show, I will comp you a pair of tickets if you don’t have any, or pay you back for a pair if you do.
Contact me at hodgman (at) maximumfun (dot) org.
That is all.
The result will probably be very funny.