Suggested Christmas gifts for the man who has everything?
Your suggestion should meet the following criteria …
1. He’ll own no more stuff after you give him the gift.
2. His life will be better.
I’ll start with a few:
Re-season all of his cast iron cookware.
Have all of his knives professionally sharpened.
Take him on a depraved weekend bender.
Replace expired items in his bug-out bag.
Watch his kid(s) for a day/night/weekend/week/month/childhood.
Update: My friend Sharon sends along a few others …
Change oil in his car?Invite priest to make weekly visits toward saving his soul?Install new batteries in his smoke detectors (toward saving his body)?Visit his family in his place (toward saving his sanity)?Tickets to Stones concert (reminding him that he, too, will get old and wrinkly and that he can’t always get what he wants, but sometimes he just might get what he needs).